Has Cribbs been slippin' ya an occasional slurp o' POND FROTH?

Everyone KNOWS that the .308 works only in a limited geographic area, confined to the immediate vicinity of the Beaver Pond -  generally agreed upon by TOP geophysicists, as the TOTAL area described by a radius not in excess of 200 meters from "The CLUB House" . Note: in Oregonian, a CLUB refers to "any attachment , handle, or other device designed for the express purpose of GRIPPING a barreled action" . . . . more commonly refered to (in more civilized regions) as a rifle stock!

The mysteriously Sacred "POND FROTH" seems to have a firm and debilitating grip on the minds of the local inhabitants, who experience continual euphoric delusionalism . . attempts to eliminate this addiction, by weaning the popluation [of LaGrande] onto the less psychotic elixir known as "BLACK JUICE", have met with limited success.

Most commonly, the local residents fall into COMBINING the two potions, whereupon, they lapse hopelessly into the delusional black abyss of incurable .308ism . . . a truly sad state of affairs.  :(

Merry Christmas! ;)  BIG MIKE