Boltz?  Heck...this guy don't need no stinking boltz! He'll jest slam 'dem cat'ridges in 'der 'an lite 'em off wiff'en his fingernails 'cuz she's sech a fine tuned merchine an' all, dont'cha know?

    Plus, we figgers thet wif'out no boltz thingy, there won't be hardly none of thet pesky vibura....verbia....reverbuera....well, 'ya know...what ever them guys callz it that really knows about sech things like 'dis. Me and Stan did us a heap 'o ciphering' on thet very matter and thats whut we cummed up wif' as the bestest sulushon to 'dat problum....however 'ya spell the dang wurd.