Recognizing the youthful drive of the Baby Boomers, the organization S.A.A.C. (Smart Assed Age Classifiers)has recently redefined it's age levels for entrance into the different classifications.

Effective immediately, the classifications are as follows:
Dufferdom: 60-69
Codgerdom: 70-79
Geezerdom: 80-89
Damnoldom: 89-??

Whew...I've got a bit more time!