One thing about it Al.... some of that diddy bop that you listen to will NEVER BE CLASSICAL ... in fact it won't be anything.... lots of noise and repeat line after line.... too bad that you were not born when we had some great singers around ... ie... Ernest Tubb and the Texas Trubadoors ( No relation to Tubb lugs) John Cash, Merle Haggart, Miss Kitty Wells, Lefty Frizzel, Hank Williams, etc. etc...You see these people have some class.... I have heard better music in a zoo next to the Monkey cage than the stuff you and Bros. Todd  listen to. As as for Alice's Restaurant...well I hate to tell you but it's about as anoying as listening to a morning alarm clock. And as for the T shirts.... well, I best not say... but your right... two words.

Stan.... Good music Lover